An ode to packing

Straight from the Alanis Morissette Lyric Generator. I think it's going to be a hit.

"I Think"

I think boxes are really a huge problem
I think duct tapes is too much on my mind
I think bubble wrap has got a lot to do with why the world sucks
But what can you do?

Like a cardboard rain, beating down on me
Like a a moving truck line, which won't let go of my brain
Like a cuboid ass, it is in my head
Blame it on packing
Blame it on packing
Blame it on packing

I think containers are gonna drive us all crazy
And breakables make me feel like a child
I think suitcases will eventually be the downfall of civilization
But what can you do?  I said what can you do?

Like a cardboard rain, beating down on me
Like a a moving truck line, which won't let go of my brain
Like a cuboid ass, it is in my head
Blame it on packing
Blame it on packing
Blame it on packing

Like a cardboard rain, beating down on me
Like a cuboid smile, cruel and cold
Like a moving truck's ass, it is in my head
Blame it on packing
Blame it on packing
Blame it on packing

I think my favourite line is "I think bubble wrap has got a lot to do with why the world sucks". Moving trucks arrive tomorrow. It's going to be a long night....